December 2010
21 posts
I may not be a doctor, but I play one on TV.
Trivia guy: Hugh Laurie, from House, was voted the second sexiest doctor on TV of all time. Who was number one?
Girl at my table: Patrick Dempsey?
Me: Noooo, it has to be George Clooney.
Girl: Oh, you're right! He's much sexier than whoever I said. I don't know how Hugh Laurie got the #2 spot though.
Me: Oh, I think Hugh Laurie is very sexy.
My mom: *giggles*
“Music is a safe kind of high.”
– Jimi Hendrix (via nerdinlove)
I base every potential relationship on how greatly...
iwumbo:
softcore:
Is that weird?
STORY OF MY LIFE
Do you live in the Sims universe? Because zodiac signs are a huge factor in compatibility in The Sims.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
